Saturday, February 4, 2012

Toddertia

Word of the day: toddertia (toddler + inertia)

Pronuntiation: todd-er-sha

Definition: A toddler, moving in one direction, will continue moving enthusiastically in that direction until instructed to turn around and go back home, at which point s/he will suddenly lose the ability to move at all.
Most likely to happen when diapers are dirty, rain begins to fall, or the dog is being a pain.
No known cure (note: begging and reasoning have no effect).

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